Monday 22 October 2007

Vatican Cellars Merchandise Ideas

The ideas that Hannah & I came up with for Vatican Cellars merchandise when I went to hers for dinner on Saturday:

* Vatican Cellars Holy Baked Beans
* Vatican Cellars Rosary Beads
* Vatican Cellars Prayer Book
* Vatican Cellars Embroidery Set
* Vatican Cellars Slippers
* Vatican Cellars Underwear (saying "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours wife")
* Vatican Cellars Key To Someones Heart
* Vatican Cellars Suicide Note Template (including Last Will & Testament)
* Vatican Cellars Dead Girlfriend Replacment Pillow Case
* Vatican Cellars Self Harming Army Knife
* Vatican Cellars Noose
* Vatican Cellars Bagpiping View Mirror (a mirror for the specific use of viewing oneself while engaged in the sexual practise of bagpiping)

2 comments:

stevie said...

i may be very naive, but what is bagpiping axl?

enders x

Mr Axl said...

Bagpiping is when a man has sex with another person's armpit. x