If you type the phrase "Ways for a woman to cum while sitting down" into a Google search, my blog is 4th on the list of results.
God I love Statcounter.
UPDATE: My blog is now 3rd on said list! (I'm not quite sure why I like this so much.)
SECOND UPDATE: "How come people on youporn take so long to come" - 2nd AND 3rd. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!