Friday, 27 February 2009
For Lent This Year, I'm Giving Up Being Sexy.
It's gonna be tough, I know,
but I am still allowed to be sexy on Sundays apparently.
That takes the pressure off a little.
I mean, look at me.
That will be one hard vow to keep up if I don't have a little time to release all those sexy vibes of mine.
Look at that photo again.
Doesn't that just make you want me, right now?
Hell, I want myself!
This vow is gonna be a hard one to keep up alright.
(I would make an erection joke, but I'm not being sexy, remember?)
Any tips on how I can be less sexy would be very much appreciated.