Christianity is full of song and prayer, but I propose a religion of prong sayer, where every Sunday we congregate somewhere, bring out Leo Sayer, and poke him with a sharp iron rod for three hours. It's not that I don't like the guy, I just think it would be quite fun. A hell of a lot more fun and bearable than almost any Christian church service anyway, even if you are Leo Sayer.
Also, I had a dream that I went to a zoo, but instead of real animals, it was a zoo of living stuffed toy animals. Can someone make this dream a reality please? That would be amazing.