RIGHT. Those of you who are my MySpace chums may remember me posting this as a MySpace Blog a while back:
"Tuesday, March 13, 2007
You can hold me to this.
If there's a better album than the new LCD Soundsystem album released this year, I'll eat my own spunk."
WELL as it clearly says in that post about my albums of 2007, Holy Fuck's "LP" is my favourite album of 2007.
So I looked for some porn on the internet:
Now, as you lot may or may not know, I don't find a lot of porn sexy, so when I find something I like I tend to get excited:
So I found something I liked. It was time to get down to business:
Which didn't take very long:
Then a sudden dread filled me as I realised quite just what I was about to do:
But I did say.....
Note me looking at the camera to make sure it was in shot. I would NOT want to have to do this again!!
I am NEVER doing that again!!
NEVER let it be said that I am not a man of my word:
I'm going to be a lot more careful about what I say in the future.
10 comments:
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD
I AM DISGUSTED.
balls! i'll swallow it and run a mile.
it's milk isn't it? it better be, otherwise your spunks are weird and milky and there is too much. it's milk isn't it?
yep, milk. thought so.
fraud.
you fucking hero.
The reason it looks milky is that I had to mix it with water do make it drinkable, otherwise it would have been like consuming a big white bogey.
oh dear lord..that is a whole new level of wrong..
Holy moley mother of god...what was the porn??
So...you renaming this blog axlsspermbank now then?
I hope you've washed that shot glass out since?
But mix it with water, we ladies have to swallow the bogey, so why not you, you big ho-bag!
I like your Boards Of Canada T-shirt.
I thought it was milk as well--but since you've revealed that it was spunk mixed with water..you're a brave man.
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