BITCHES!!!

I just ordered me up a copy of BITCHES new release, a tape type of EP affair. YES, THAT'S RIGHT, A TAPE!! AS IN A CASSETTE TAPE!!! They did originally want to release it as a reel to reel, but couldn't get appropriate funding coz record companies were just a little too scared of that. PUSSIES!! ONE DAY WHEN ALL OF LIFE IS SONICALLY BEAMED INTO YOUR SPINAL CORD, YOU WILL PINE FOR THE DAYS OF PHYSICAL OBJECTS!!!
Ahem. Yes anyway, BITCHES new EP is officially available NOW and you should all bend over arsewards to get yerselves a copy. Or go here: http://deathbombarc.bigcartel.com/product/bitches-cassette :and order one like some sort of normal person would.
Why? What the fucking cock do you mean why?! Because BITCHES are two dirty great slabs of filth you would rather fight than fuck, but would rather drink with than either. THAT IS WHAT MAKES A GOOD BAND!! Sod all this "Which member of Girls Aloud would you rather sleep with" bullcock. Which member of BITCHES would you rather partake in Greek wrestling with?! THAT IS THE QUESTION!!! Answer: NEITHER!! They would both kill you and eat your dick. THAT IS WHAT MAKES A GOOD BAND!! AND their songs are dirtier than they are, FACT! Remember that family party where your uncle got too drunk and started shouting obscenities at your mum? That's BITCHES. Remember when you were in that club and you went to the toilet and you could hear people having sex in the cubicle? That's BITCHES.
BITCHES will make your cock rock hard with their sonic annihilation. Then your cock will explode, and BITCHES will stand there pointing at you and laughing while you writhe around in pathetic agony, then write a song about it. THAT IS WHAT MAKES A GOOD BAND!!
BITCHES are that band. BITCHES are fucking amazing. BITCHES are God's very own little guilty pleasure. Buy their tape. Do it. Do it now.