Sunday 3 January 2010

Some Haikus.

If We Were Dead

Your ghost and my ghost
having sex with each other
in a field somewhere.

(Hang on, is field two sylables?)

Stalker

Stop fucking texting
me at three in the morning
with 'I can see you.'

Spider

I hate you, spider.
Why won't you just go away
and leave me alone?

Broken Arm

HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Mum's broken her arm.

Robinson Crusoe

I love Man Friday.
His bum is really sexy.
I want to plough him.

Pubic Hair

Hey there, pubic hair!
Today I'm going to craft
you into a pig!

1 comment:

Lizzie said...

Good work Sir! These made me laugh. A lot.