Tuesday 26 January 2010

Oh Yeah.

I invented a new drink that is awesome and lethal and awesome.
It's called 'Peter & The Wolf'.
It's half a pint of cider in a pint glass, mixed with a Jack Daniel's & Coke (preferably also a half pints worth).
Some of you may be familiar with a very similar sounding drink I invented called 'The Blue Danube', which was half a pint of lager in a pint glass, mixed with a Jack Daniel's & Coke (preferably also a half pints worth).
Yes, 'Peter & The Wolf' is basically the same idea, but it is much better because it doesn't have filthy, dirty, disgusting lager in it so tastes much nicer, and it has a slightly better name.
Next time you're out, treat yourself to a nice 'Peter & The Wolf'. Hell, why not have 2 or 3 or more, even. Go on, see how much fun you have.

(Just don't hold me responsible for how bad you feel the next morning.)

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