Tuesday, 17 November 2009

I Just Had A Daydream...

...that the door of the library I'm in just opened and a massive wave of blood just came like that scene with the lift from 'The Shining'. This wave of blood just knocked everything over and submerged all the computers and I climbed a bookcase coz I didn't want to drown in fucking blood.
I reckon drowning in blood would be a pretty unpleasant way to go. I mean, it would be so thick and the taste of that much blood would probably be pretty horrific. I think if had to drown I would much rather drown in water than in something thicker like blood, treacle, or even worse, wet concrete.
You can't even swim it wet concrete! That would definitely be the worst thing to drown in. That or shit. Human shit. Or animal shit. Actually, which would be worse to drown in? Imagine a swimming pool full of shit that you were about to drown in. Would you rather it were human or animal? I genuinely don't know which would be worse.
I think I need to get out of here. This place is fucking messing with my head.

4 comments:

Pipsywoo said...

Animal!
Although is it mixed with wee too, or just straight shit?

Mr Axl said...

No, no wee. Just straight up faecal matter.

Robyn said...

if its animal, then you know you can't be swallowing like, your dad's shit, right?

Mr Axl said...

Yes, that would certainly be the case! I hadn't thought of that, but with animal poo there would be no chance of dying choking on the matter of a friend or relative. Or even worse, an enemy! That would really be the worst if you were drowning in the shit of someone you really hate.