Thursday, 20 August 2009


I've been remembering my dreams recently. This very rarely happens for me, but the last three nights in a row I have been able to clearly remember what I dreamed about. I wonder why this is?
I can only remember one of them off the top of my head now. What happened was, I was at work and I fainted. Craig was massively unsympathetic about it complaining that I hadn't done anything all day anyway, and that he thought I was faking it.
Next bit involves me waking up in a room, being attended to by a nurse. Nurse left the room. So did I. I found that I was in a hotel by a beach. I went out onto the terrace where Katherine & Bevan were sitting in the sun. I suddenly really needed the loo, but for some reason the bathroom was out of order or busy or I couldn't get to it or something, so I ended up weeing into a glass (or it may have been a bottle), and Bevan got offended that I wouldn't let her watch me piss.
I then started to drink my own urine that I'd just passed, but stopped because it tasted extremely bitter, like a really bitter lemon drink, and so I tipped the rest of it onto the beach. At which point suddenly my Grandpa was with K & B, and got really annoyed at me for tipping it away, saying it was a waste and that I should've finished it.
And that was my dream.
Piss seems to be a recurring theme in my dreams. Well, the ones I remember anyway. I still remember the dream I had where I was in my mates Jef & PC's house when they lived on Abingdon Road, and I was in Jef's bedroom, and basically the dream was that someone was in their bathroom and so I started to have a piss on Jef's bedroom floor, and it wouldn't stop, and the longer it went on for the more powerful it got, to the stage where it was gushing out as if my cock were a fireman's hose, piss going all over the place.
Luckily, I haven't woken from any of these dreams having wet the bed, which is always the worry.
I just looked on, and it says the following:

To see urine in your dream, represents the feelings you have rejected.

To dream that you are urinating, symbolizes a cleansing and release of negative or repressed emotions. Depending on your dream context, urination is symbolic of having or lacking basic control of your life.

To dream that you are urinating in public, symbolizes a lack of privacy in your affairs or your need to make a public apology or confession.

Hmmmmmmm..... So basically I'm a messed up little puppy.
Oh dear.

To lighten the mood, here are some other things that has to say:

Oral Sex
To dream that you are giving or receiving oral sex, signifies your willingness to give or receive pleasure/joy.� It is symbolic of your creative energy and reaffirms that you are headed in the right direction in life.� The dream may also be a pun on talking about sex. You may need to communicate with your mate about your sexual needs and desires. Perhaps you are acting out your sexual wishes.

To see a giraffe in your dream, suggests that you need to consider the overall picture. Take a broader view on your life and where it is headed.

To see Jesus in your dream, foretells that your greatest desires and goals will be realized. This dream serves to console and strengthen you in your times of adversity, hardship and struggle. You will rise above any situation and circumstance and become victorious.

To dream that Jesus speaks to you or that you are praying with Him, signifies that you will be blessed with true peace of mind, joy and contentment.

Hmmmm... I was starting to think this website was made by some christian group, but when I looked up "God", the second thing that came up was:

To see Godzilla in your dream, signifies feelings of being out of control and that your situation is getting the best of you.

Tee hee hee!
Now, I wonder what a dream where I'm pissing on a giraffe while Godzilla gives it oral sex would mean? I don't know, but that sounds like a pretty awesome dream to me.

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