Another Day...

Today I speculated on what my penis would look like if I laminated it with a laminater. I concluded that it would look like a packet of Parma Ham.

Last night I dreamed that I was at a festival and got chatting to one of the organisers who took me back to his place and showed me his collection of guitars. He asked me to photograph them and take them to The Vatican to show the Pope. While I was there he wanted me to photograph The Vatican's guitar collection to bring back and show him. All the time he was asking me about all this, I was trying to take a photo of a lamp he had in the room we were in, but I kept getting it wrong.

Not much else to report. I watched the 'Bourne' trilogy over the last three days, I fucking love those films, and still haven't started the next book I'm supposed to read. I might do that in a bit.

Sweet Lady G wrote a very moving blog today: http://sweetladygenevievew.blogspot.com/

I was going to start drawing pictures and posting those as blog entries, but I just looked at Lex's blog and that's exactly what he's started doing, and I don't know if I can compete with these gems: http://eyepatchyoupatch.blogspot.com/

And SHOCK!! HORROR!! I actually bothered to look at Cakeyvoice today, having given up on it assuming that Hannah would never post anything ever again, and she bloody has! And it's got a link to a mini-feature on her knitted glories that was published by Total Film. Go look, it's ace: http://electricbiscuitonline.blogspot.com/

You know what a great word is that no-one uses anymore? Jacksie. Jacksie is a bloody great word and I'm gonna try and bring it back, and if you don't like it, then you can shove it up yer jacksie!