Friday 24 November 2006

Christian Music Fans

Good Moses, what is it with people who shop for "Christian Music"? They are always so rude! They seem to think that just because they've been saved by God, that gives them the right to speak to people however they like! Strikes me as being a bit un-Christian if you ask me. You didn't, but I'm telling you anyway.
Also, call me a bit fucking mental, but if i was trying to convert people to my religion, or save them from eternal damnation, I wouldn't do it by barking rhetoric and dogma at them in the middle of the street. Although I do miss that guy who walk up and down Cornmarkey Street shouting, seemingly to himself, about how everyone shouldgive their lives to Jesus Christ while sporting some rather dapper dayglo/flourescent suits. That guy with the flipchart style display unit who's often out on saturdays needs a good thumping tho'. I've heard him saying some shocking things to people. Can't remember what they were now tho'.
See, that's the problem with it. You never remember what it is that these people say, just how mental they are. Is that really the best way to get your message across?
OF COURSE IT'S NOT, YOU FUCKING MORONS! ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT IT WITH YOUR BRAINS WHICH I'M ASSUMING YOU MUST HAVE! DO YOU THINK GOD'S PROUD OF YOU? DO YOU? Yeah I bet you do you brain dead tossers.
I would however take a hundredof them over that cunt that dresses up as some kind of hideous stereotype of a Native American and just stands still for a bit. If you give him money, he bows. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? Not only is what you're doing totally pointless and of absolutely no worth whatsoever, but it's pretty fucking racist too. What, you think that because you got stoned so much you thought that being a hippy was somehow a good idea, that makes you understand and can represent cultures you, let's face it have absolutely no concept of? FUCK YOU! You and that woman who sometimes sits next to you doing even less than you do. Stop wasting oxygenand actually do something. That guy really needsthe shit kicking out of him.
Hmmm. I've kind of got away from my original point, which was the irony of Christian Music fans being the rudest people i regularly have to serve at work. I would like to point out that i do know Christian Music fans that this does not apply to, my dad included. Thing is, they go to specialist shops or specific intenet sites to get their cds from. I wonder if theres something in that?

3 comments:

han said...

why can't Christians just listen to NORMAL music? Do scientists listen to science music?

Perhaps you should be listening to music about soup and beards, and I could listen to music about other people's dogs and cake and stuff

Mr Axl said...

Science music would be fucking awesome! Someone should start that. (If anyone I know reads this and thinks it would be really funny and clever to say "What about 'We Are Scientists'?" or some such other guff like that, I'll fucking disown them.)

Fat Chan said...

Haha, genius you wrote about shitty mc shitty 'native american' retard here too. Magical, I wanna do science music. Is this the earliest your blog goes axl? Is that how you opened your blog? foolish!