It's Official.

I got an e-mail today. I am officially confirmed to do my first ever festival spoken word performance at Truck 13. I'm pretty excited and very nervous about this. I'm sure you've all already made up your minds about whether you're going or not, but apparently you might be able to get 20% of a ticket price by going here http://www.gigantic.com/imwiththeband because you're like, my fans and shit. There are only a limited number tho, so get on there pronto if you want one.

No idea yet when I'm on, how long I'm on for or what stage I'm on (I'm guessing I'm either on with the Hammer & Tongue or Catweasel lot), but they could stick me on an upturned dustbin doing a 2 minute recital to the relocated cows and I'd still be happy.

Right.

So, I was going to write a proper post today, but then today turned a bit shitty, so yer getting this video instead. Believe it or not, this song is meant to be taken seriously. Yeah, really. I don't think there is one single good thing about this song.

Well, apart from maybe the ability to take the piss out of it. Which I would do, but quite frankly a) I don't even know where to begin, and b) some guys on Saturday Night Live already did a pretty good job of tearing into it:

Yeah.